Sunday, December 10, 2006

Courtesy of B.Lo aka Brother Laurence

Network Shows We'd Like to See
(If Catholics took over the airwaves.)

Married With Lots of Children
A young Catholic couple with seven children live a happy, Christ centered, hectic life.

Friends of Christ
Five attractive and funny 20-something Catholic men and women share the fun and fulfillment of chaste, platonic relationships as they discern their vocations.

Madrid About You
A sitcom about an annoying Catholic apologist who constantly pesters a 30-something NY couple to become Catholic.

As the World Burns
A lighthearted, "feel good" sitcom set on the Day of Judgment.

All My Baptized Children
The uplifting story of a devout Catholic widow and her heroic efforts to raise her kids strong in the Faith.

IHS-1
24-hour all Catholic music video channel.


I Dream of Genealogies

(Whoops, never mind. Thats a Mormon show.)

The Samsons
This animated Old Testament family gets into hilarious religious dilemmas caused by their rambunctious long haired son who's really, really strong.

Sesame Street Preachers
Evangelization and apologetics training for kids! Catholic toddlers learn how to explain and defend the Faith through rhymes, skits, and cute songs.

Father Seinfeld
The funny, quirky story of a New York Jewish Comedian who converts to the Catholic Faith, becomes a priest, and spends his life working among Indian children in rural New Mexico.

God's E.R.
True stories of the confessional (names have been changed to protect the absolved).


Heavenly Court T.V.

A dramatic, edge of your seat depiction of Matthew 25. See souls judged and sentenced for all eternity.

Wheel of Providence
See ordinary people answer challenging questions that lead them to discover the will of God for their lives!

N.Y.P.D. Blue Army
A tense, gritty, dramatic series about hard boiled cops who fight street crime and spread the message of Our Lady of Fatima.

Oprah Sin-Free
A sassy daytime talk show featuring interesting guests who talk about how they avoid sin and cultivate virtue.

The Whore of Babylon (Five)
Part five in a thrilling mini series adventure about the Catholic Church's heroic struggle against, and victory over, the antichrist and his minions.

WWC "Wrestling With Your Conscience!"
Top moral theologians grapple with real, live sinners who give lame excuses for not repenting and returning to the sacraments.

Bayside Watch
Attractive, athletic young Catholic men and women save unsuspecting people from the dangers of bogus Marian apparition cults.

From Envoy Magazine May/June 1997, Volume 1.3

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh!!! Those are hilarious! That's what I wanna do, create good wholesome shows like that, and most people tell me it's impossible...